I want my 360

I want my

I want my 360

Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it
You play the console on the 360
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Let me tell ya them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to install magnetic tape drives
Custom data densities
We got to move these paper tape readers
We got to move these CRTs

See the little sysprog with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little sysprog got his own jet airplane
That little sysprog he’s a millionaire

We got to install magnetic tape drives
Custom data densities
We got to move these paper tape readers
We got to move these CRTs

We got to install magnetic tape drives
Custom data densities
We got to move these paper tape readers
We got to move these CRTs

Look here, look here
I should’a learned to play the keypunch
I should’a learned data drives and drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin’ in the camera man
She’s really turnin’ me on
And he’s up there, what’s that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin’ on the console like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothin’, get your chicks for free

We got to install magnetic tape drives
Custom data densities
We got to move these paper tape readers
We got to move these CRTs

Listen here
Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it
You play the console on the 360
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free

Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free

I want my
I want my 360

This post was originally hosted on the Millennial Mainframer blog